Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there was a trapeze. enough said
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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