She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My penis needs a shock collar
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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