worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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