what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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