you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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