these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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