Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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