Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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