I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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