i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
