I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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