if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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