remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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