I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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