Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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