are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
