I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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