even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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