Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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