Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i need some magic done to my vagina
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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