If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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