so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My dick has a subreddit
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
how does that bad decision feel?
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