we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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