im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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