I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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