That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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