she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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