he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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