Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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