I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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