I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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