i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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