allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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