that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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