i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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