Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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