Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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