I want to stick my p in your. b.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
