Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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