just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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