I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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