Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do plants get herpes?
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