butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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