Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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