shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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