If that was your dad, he is hot
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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