i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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