AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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