Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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