Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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