ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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