so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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