Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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