Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am available for nakedness
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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