Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he thought i was a dude.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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