i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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