This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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