I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
